Catch the Spoon

I can only imagine that my use of ketchup in this recipe might offend (or at the very least confuse) anyone not accustomed to the vinegar-laden dishes of the Pennsylvania Dutch. I’ll even state for the record that I put ketchup on my eggs, on my toast, and even put it on steak when I was young (sorry, Dad.) I’ve had some great meatloaf in my time — my mother-out-law’s is killer — but this dish of ketchup-laden decadence will always be my favorite. How can you top the gooey tomatoey brown sugar topping?

Meatloaf

For meatloaf:

• 1 1/2 lbs ground beef
• 1 cup Italian-seasoned breadcrumbs
• 1 cup tomato ketchup
• 1 1/2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
• 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese

For topping:

• 3/4 cup dark brown sugar
• 1/2 cup ketchup

Combine all meatloaf ingredients in large bowl and toss with fingers until well-combined. Press mixture into standard loaf pan and bake at 350° F for one hour.

Place brown sugar in small bowl and break apart any lumps. Add ketchup and stir briskly with fork until mixture is thick and homogenous. About halfway though cooking, spread topping on top of meatloaf.

Serves 6-8.

Easy as pie (easier, actually) and healthier than store-bought, toaster pastries are a fun breakfast surprise. They also make an excellent midnight snack, which is how I found myself making them late one night. Of course, when making pastries at an odd hour of the night, one should be careful to properly crimp the edges. I must say, though, that the browned jelly goo slid nicely off the pan and made a delightful treat. :)

Toaster Pastries

Ingredients:

• 1 recipe butter-crust pie dough*
• Jams and other fillings, to taste

Make your pie dough according to your preferred recipe and allow it to chill for one hour. Divide into 8 parts and roll each into a square (for rectangular pastries) or circle (for half-moon shaped pastries) approximately 3/8″ thick. Spread filling on one half of the dough, leaving a 3/4″ margin on 3 sides. Lightly dampen margins with water and fold empty side over to seal. Transfer to lined or greased baking sheet and crimp edges with floured fork tines. Dock the top of the pastry to allow steam to escape. If desired, coat lightly with egg wash and sprinkle with sugar.

To par-bake for later toasting: bake in a 350-degree oven for 8-10 minutes. Cool on wire rack. Freeze.

For a soft crust: bake as-is in a 350-degree oven for 12-15 minutes. Serve hot or cool on wire rack.

For a crisp, browned pastry: chill crimped, docked dough on sheet pans in freezer for 20 minutes or in refrigerator for one hour. transfer directly from freezer/fridge to a 425-degree oven and bake for 8-10 minutes. Serve hot or cool on wire rack.

Filling suggestions: strawberry or blueberry jam, apple butter, peanut butter mashed with a bit of cocoa powder, Nutella, lemon curd, well-drained ricotta cheese and sun-dried tomato paste, b’stilla filling, the goo portion of a favorite strudel, and anything else you can imagine might do well with a butter crust - sweet or savory.

Icing: if you’d like to ice your, er, toaster tarts, combine four parts confectioner’s sugar to 1 part water, milk, or juice and smear on top after baking.

*Might I suggest this one? Substitute an equal amount of butter for half of the shortening/lard.