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It seems only natural to end “Drunk Week” with a bevy of cocktails - screwdrivers, to be exact. There are endless variations on the standard screwdriver cocktail; I’ve listed the most common ones below. I hope you all enjoyed this week as much as I have - I’m off to find the orange juice!
The CTS Ultimate Screwdriver Compendium
To your basic screwdriver (whatever ratio of orange juice to vodka suits your fancy), add:
- 1 ounce Southern Comfort for a Comfortable Screw
- 1 ounce peach schnapps for a Fuzzy Screw
- 1 ounce sloe gin for a Slow Screw
- A splash of galliano for a Screw Against the Wall
- A splash of amaretto for a Screw with a Kiss
- Ice for a Cold, Hard Screw
- Lemon-lime soda for a Screw Up
Combine any of the above to make “compound screws”. For example:
- Slow Comfortable Screw with a Kiss (sloe gin, Southern Comfort, amaretto)
- Cold, Hard Screw Up Against the Wall ( ice, lemon-lime soda, galliano)
You could, of course, combine them all into a Slow, Comfortable, Fuzzy, Cold, Hard Screw Up Against a Wall with a Kiss, but I can’t imagine it would taste very good.
If you have a favorite variant that I missed, let me know in the comments, and I’ll add it to the list!